I Feel Like I'm in First Grade Again

Randy: "have you seen 'Puppetry of the Penis'?"
Me: "nopes, but I saw 'We are the Sperm Cells' dance around."

For those of you who DON'T attend Hunter, the strangest school on the East coast, "We are the Sperm Cells" were dancing around the tables on the third floor one day to avenge those who plastered the school with "The Vagina Monologues" and "Vaginas are Coming" and "Watch Out for the Vaginas" and "If You Have a Penis, Run and Never Come Back because Vaginas are Taking Over" and well, you get the point (let's just say it reached the level where we were going out of our minds from the number of times we were bombarded by the words "The Vagina Monologues" in the halls of Hunter).