It's official!
People are bizarrely weird!
Miryam took me out today for my birthday.
"So, what's Hunter like?" The guy behind the counter asked her.
"Um, it's a school."
"Yeah? What are you majoring in?"
So she told him.
"Really? Psychology? So can you tell me what I'm thinking right now?"
"No," she said, "because I'm not a psychic."