Monday, April 25, 2005

Quote of the Month: Winner!

They came from the mountains, Jersey, Narnia!, Venezuela, on my chair with nothing better to do but take this survey, Randi's Belly, Not Randy's room b/c I'm NOT Randy!, French Broad (as in 'ho), Dinaland, Planet Geektron (10th from sun), New York, and Israel to vote. And now, the results are in...
mmm 1st PLACE mmm
71% of the voters thought
In Response to my Morning Salutation: "I can see your elbows, whore."
was fuuuuuuny!
mm 2nd PLACE mm
48% of the voters thought
In Response to our Allegations (and while wearing a red tuxedo jacket with tails): "I'm not homeless--I'm the duke!"
was fuuuuuuny!

mm 2nd PLACE mm
48% of the voters thought
Describing the Dream He had Last Night: "You guys strapped me down and injected me with heroin...and your mom was like, 'you better have an inventory.'" ["My mother doesn't inject me with heroin!"] "Same thing--heroine, Judaism--they're both addictive."
was fuuuuuuny!

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43% of the voters thought
On Why He Has No Time to Contemplate God: "I have more important things to do with my time. Like learn Spanish."
was fuuuuuuny!
m 3rd PLACE m
43% of the voters thought
Why I Love Randy: "Don't throw around that word love so liberally. There are only a few things in this world I love: my mom, my dad, my nephew and my boob light."
was fuuuuuuny!
Congratulations to all the winners!
1st place prize: Two Homemade Lunches!
2nd place prize: Homemade Cookies!
3rd place prize: A Massage!
Some fun answers:
"Scarves can strangle you by cutting off your air supply, o-girls can strangle you by trying to force all of their religous beliefs on you. Both look cute wrapped around a neck and cuter wrapped around a waist. Both come in all different shapes and sizes but in the end are intended for one purpose, scarves keep you warm o-girls have babies. You can buy a scraf for $1 on the street, an o-girl would never sell herself so cheap."
"O-girls are more of a shoebox, whereas scarves are more of a raincoat. You see, when a boy likes a girl very much, the tigers in the amazon become thirsty for rabid dogs and their little pet frogs. Hot air balloons only come out at night. Kings Highway bisects the triangles big side at exactly 36.8 miles per hour. In conclusion, I would like to quote the great William S. Borroughs in stating that 'Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.'"
"Well, O-girls and scarves are quite representative of each other. They are both beautiful (esp my El Al love) and desired. However, I will never wear a scarf... ever... unless it's of a sports team. I'm against them on principle. However, on O-girls? I'll wear an O-girl. And by wear, I mean marry."
"Ogirls are just like scarves. You can wrap both of them around your belly and roll on the floor's quite fun."
"Scarves may keep your neck warm, but O-girls have nice gazongas!"
Free Association! (For those of you who skipped this, you suck!)
dusty, walking, smelly, orange, running, Annie Hall, happy, 32Dina, univeral footwear, dina's dorky sn, laces, Miryams tounge, Curves gym, sex, running, O-girls, plimsols, not too much, O-girl ankles!, english people.
Peanut Butter:
mmmm yummy, mmmmm, mmmm, crunchy or smooth?, creamy, jelly, hungry, reeses, reeses, 32Dina, melted, Dina, dynamite, sex, Oh!-girls, euick!, seriously, u dont want to know, preparation H, elephants
Pictures of Cups:
pictures of cups-yey, stacking, booze, b, reeses, bra, bra, 32Dina, words fail me, nauseating ride for toddlers, Why?!, TELEPHONES, absyinthe, sex, clear plastic, Oi-girls, spoons, beer, "crunk" dina, having to pee
clumpy, clumps, painting, spindly, blush, pink eye, dinas fake lashes, Randy dressed as 32Dina, eyes, non waterproof staining me face, Commercials, Dinas Toes, shiksas, sex, black, mmm-girls, do the jew, ugly girls trying to look hot, strategic ambiguity, having two eyes
And... A Good Suggestion:
"Hmmm, as much as this topic interests me, I've been waiting all night to tell you the following: I don't go to Hunter and I must admit I am generally amused by all the nonsensical quotes of the Hillel folks, yet, i just don't get some of the thangs you call "quotes". In conclusion, I plead a new category on behalf of the minority group which I represent. The "huh?" category. Now this category encompasses so many reactions of the quote reader such as, I don't get it, and I really don't understand or that was so perverted that I am speechless. Thank you for your time."

2 original thoughts out there

Blogger D.B. Cooper said...

First, I’d like to thank my fans. You guys are awesome! I never would have made it this far without your support. Also, I would like to thank my muse, 32Dina. Your dorkiness has inspired me, a humble geek, to try my luck in the dork business.

Now that my objective has been met, it’s time for me to step aside and take it easy for a while. So what is on the horizon for the Raging Bull you ask? Well, for starters, there’s a cabana and a margarita in Pago Pago with my name on it. I will take dancing lessons and try to get it on with some hot Polynesian chick.

And after this hedonistic sojourn?

My intention is to start a Quote of the Day consulting firm. I will share my expertise with other losers who have made this their new purpose in life. For more information, please send an e-mail to

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Randy, I think we should find you a habit. You have too much time...and I love it!

Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:43:00 AM  

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