Quote of the Month!

With 61% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...

On What She Did This Shabbos:
"And then I went to my grandma's and she talked to me about masturbation."

Is the winning Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Eliana!

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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...

Upon Hearing that I Have a Secret Facebook Stalker:
"I would think that dorky pic would repel any potential stalkers."

Is the running-up Quote of the Day!

Congratulations:
Randy!

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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...

On Current Events:
"Kyrgyzstan's claim to fame is having a 10-letter name with only one real vowel."

Is the running-up Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Randy!

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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...

While Avidly Studying Doni's Psychology of Human Sexuality Book:
"This is Porn, the text book."

Is the running-up Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Randy!

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Third place goes to...
On His Favorite Topics (That Would be Me and Dorkiness): "It's not like there's a threshold of dorkiness you haven't passed."
Congratulations: Randy!

and

Fourth place/honorable mention goes to...
Deep Thoughts: "If I was blind, I wouldn't be able to see."
Congratulations: Miryam!

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First Prize Winner will receive:
A HUG!
Courtesy of My Arms, Int'l

Runner-Up will receive:
A KISS!
courtesy of My Gorgeous Lips, Inc.

Third Place Winner will receive:
A Kick in the Tushy for calling me by my nickname in a message sent out to over 500 people!
Courtesy of This Kick-Ass Doxed-Out Nash

Fourth Place/Honorary Mention Winner will receive:
A personal yoga instructor and bleeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Courtesy of the MHS Chest Team Co-Captain '03