Sunday, April 03, 2005

Quote of the Month!

With 61% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...
On What She Did This Shabbos:
"And then I went to my grandma's and she talked to me about masturbation."
Is the winning Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Eliana!
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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...
Upon Hearing that I Have a Secret Facebook Stalker:
"I would think that dorky pic would repel any potential stalkers."
Is the running-up Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Randy!
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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...
On Current Events:
"Kyrgyzstan's claim to fame is having a 10-letter name with only one real vowel."
Is the running-up Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Randy!
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With 50% of the voters thinking
it was aaaaaaahahahaha! worthy...
While Avidly Studying Doni's Psychology of Human Sexuality Book:
"This is Porn, the text book."
Is the running-up Quote of the Day!
Congratulations:
Randy!
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Third place goes to...
On His Favorite Topics (That Would be Me and Dorkiness): "It's not like there's a threshold of dorkiness you haven't passed."
Congratulations: Randy!

and
Fourth place/honorable mention goes to...
Deep Thoughts: "If I was blind, I wouldn't be able to see."
Congratulations: Miryam!
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First Prize Winner will receive:
A HUG!
Courtesy of My Arms, Int'l
Runner-Up will receive:
A KISS!
courtesy of My Gorgeous Lips, Inc.
Third Place Winner will receive:
A Kick in the Tushy for calling me by my nickname in a message sent out to over 500 people!
Courtesy of This Kick-Ass Doxed-Out Nash
Fourth Place/Honorary Mention Winner will receive:
A personal yoga instructor and bleeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Courtesy of the MHS Chest Team Co-Captain '03

4 original thoughts out there

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're gonna kiss randy?

Sunday, April 03, 2005 1:51:00 PM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

That's that joke! 'Course not. 'Course not he'd ever let, either!

Sunday, April 03, 2005 2:32:00 PM  
Blogger D.B. Cooper said...

congratulations eliana! your award is well-deserved. can i just say: coolest grandmother EVER!!

dina, can you bake me cookies instead? yay!

Sunday, April 03, 2005 3:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Miryam said...

I hate to tell y'all this, but the vote was rigged. Really, I'm not being a sore honorary runner-up. I hear Randy's party is guilty. I demand a recount...and a full investigation.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005 7:06:00 PM  

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