Quotes of the Day

On Why He's Unable to Attend My Event
"The geek show needs me! Who else is gonna bite off live chicken heads for the purpose of entertainment?"
-Randy

How You Know You're Too Cool for School (yes, you heard it here first!)
"B- is the new A."
(actually, she really said, "B- is the 'in' grade," but as we all know, I can't hear.)
-Miryam

(and then, when I finished typing this and laughing about it, Miryam said, "we should give Dork awards, like special badges" to me. I can feel the love people, I can feel it.)