Quotes of the Day

Describing the Dream He had Last Night
"You guys strapped me down and injected me with heroin...and your mom was like, 'you better have an inventory.'"
["My mother doesn't inject me with heroin!"]
"Same thing--heroine, Judaism--they're both addictive."
-Steve

Talking About His (adorable!) Nephew
"He just gets more horizontally-enhanced every time I see him."
-Randy