Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Quotes of the Day

Describing the Dream He had Last Night
"You guys strapped me down and injected me with heroin...and your mom was like, 'you better have an inventory.'"
["My mother doesn't inject me with heroin!"]
"Same thing--heroine, Judaism--they're both addictive."

Talking About His (adorable!) Nephew
"He just gets more horizontally-enhanced every time I see him."

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