No More Pencils, No More Books...
Sample letter to send Professor Hotness out of hakarat hatov:
Dear Professor,
After sitting through your class all semester, I'd like to say thanks. Not only did I enjoy the class discussions we had, but through the comments you made and workshops on my papers, my writing has improved immensely. I want to have sex with you because all my Jewish friends make me use a sheet. Thank you!
With much love,
Dina
Dear Professor,
After sitting through your class all semester, I'd like to say thanks. Not only did I enjoy the class discussions we had, but through the comments you made and workshops on my papers, my writing has improved immensely. I want to have sex with you because all my Jewish friends make me use a sheet. Thank you!
With much love,
Dina
posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 8:52 PM
and for ure own sake professor use a sheet!! take it from someone who knows, if u see that ull never wanna go near anything with boobs again
-flashed
Doll, we ALL know that the closest you've ever been to a vagina was over about 30 feet of rocky mountain/waterfall.
That really gives new meaning to hakarat hatov.
dina we all know ure just embarassed of the sorry state of ure "face of god"
-flashed
Oy, someone sounds bitter that he's never gotten any.
While I personally am not qualified to comment on Mr. Flashed's sexual history, and while I probably shouldn't get into it, I would like to say in his defense that, having been much closer to a vagina than over 30 feet of rocky mountain/waterfall, a fragrant, heavily creased pink orifice that oozes does not, shall we say, rank among the most beauteous things on our fair Earth.
However, to be strictly even-handed, the penis is no Renaissance masterpiece either.
Let us all agree on one thing: people wear clothes over their torsos for a reason. A good reason.
Michael
And here I always thought we wore clothing to protect our orifices from germs and things. But then, I kinda think both vaginas and penises are not that bad looking.
Well, I mean, duh, there are worse-looking things, such as Tipper Gore, but I wouldn't mount a vagina on the wall above the coffee table, you know?
Michael
Oh, people do.
:)