To all those who're interested in purchasing a surprise gift for me, I've decided to be gracious and compile a wishlist to make your lives easier.
Item Number One:

(A must have!)
Item Number Two:

(While I don't actually have a geek to call my own, if you buy me this tee I'll be sure to adopt one!)
Item Number Three:

(I really have no need to say anything here to convince anyone, correct?)
Just a reminder for the one person who actually loves me enough and has an extra $18 to buy me one of these--you never rewarded me a prize for winning the Bake-Off!
Thanks! So you're getting me the geek one?
You also need a WWJMD? tshirt.
what would Jesus' mother do? Huh?