Dandy Randy's At It Again

Randy is scarily infatuated with me. I clicked the link in his profile today to Facebook him and was brought to my own profile. He throws markers and pens at me all the time, just like little boys who'd then run from the girls they are totally into screaming "cooties." He calls me by endearing nicknames. He made me O-Girl of the month and worked on the bio for about a month--a month--interviewing me. He loves reading my essays, too.
Must be my high levels of testosterone.