I'm Not Getting Anywhere

My plans for today were:

• Change The Raging Bull, Biscuit, and The Fish Formerly Known as Phish's water.
  
• Call a bunch of organizations about helping us fund that music festival I'm working on.
  
• Go out to eat with Mir.
  
• Get back to my stalker from the Israeli Consulate.
  
• Clean my room.
  
• Buy a purple nail polish that isn't so old it goops.
  
• Revise my essay I haven't even titled.
  
• Write Chaim an email.

What I managed to accomplish (so far):

• Eat out with Miryam.
  
• Buy one purple, one pink, and one purpley-pink nail polish.
  
• Waste time.
  
• Give myself a pedicure.
  
• Have coffee and pie with mom.
  
• Spill coffee on skirt.