Top Five List

Here's a list of reasons I am not ever going hiking with Randy, Doni, Moishele, and Aaron alone again.

5. Doni, Moishele, and Randy are total wusses.
4. Aaron didn't like the name I came up with for our island: Wetbutt Island. (It was inspired...)
3. As the only skirt wearer, I think I flashed just about everyone.
2. Boys smell.
1. Moshe has downgraded my status to semi-jap after my "heroic performance as flasher, bridgebuilder and o-girl gone wild."