How to Lose Weight Without Trying Or How to Lose Weight Without the Help of Willpower
Losing weight isn't an easy task for those who cannot control themselves. I know, because I've tried it. That is why my new diet "How to Lose Weight Without Trying Or How to Lose Weight Without the Help of Willpower" is so necessary. Like, say you have to lose five pounds for your friends' wedding but crave high calorie meals--with my method there's no need to worry, you'll lose weight in no time.
How the Diet Works
Prepare yourself a high calorie meal with something self-destructive in it. For example, if you like smoothies made of coffee, peanut butter, ice cream, milk, and hot cocoa mix, leave the spoon in the blender before blending the ingredients! This way, when your smoothie is ready for consumption, it won't be edible. (Please note that both plastic and metal spoons work fine.)
Follow this method for all foods and you'll be starving in no time.
Have a good day!
How the Diet Works
Prepare yourself a high calorie meal with something self-destructive in it. For example, if you like smoothies made of coffee, peanut butter, ice cream, milk, and hot cocoa mix, leave the spoon in the blender before blending the ingredients! This way, when your smoothie is ready for consumption, it won't be edible. (Please note that both plastic and metal spoons work fine.)
Follow this method for all foods and you'll be starving in no time.
Have a good day!
posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 12:43 PM
Haha--it's a joke, really. For some reason, I just ALWAYS end up leaving the spoons in the blender. :)
You could ask someone to spit in your food. That would keep ME from eating it.
i don't know... i'm a big fan of the taste of plastic. it's my only other explaination for why i always chew on straws and plactic forks and spoons. i do not accept this "oral fixation" explaination. :-)
really, i don't do it so much anymore.
Another way would be to faicfnikp...ruin fewer spoons that way...
I'm with Adam Murray on this one.