Quote of the Month: Winners!

I am proud to announce this month's winners of...

Quote of the Month!

In First Place...

MIRYAM

for

"Do you sometimes feel like driving is 75% fate?"

In Second Place...

RANDY

for

"You know what they should bring back? Foot binding. Now, there's a great trend."

And Tied for Third Place...

ZVI

for

"They both eat anything you throw at them and smell funny."

and

DONI

for

(Upon Hearing that He was awarded 'The Punk of Misused Big Words') "I'm abrogated!!!"

The Award for Most Misunderstood Goes To...

RANDY

for

"You can look at it like this: that's Randy 1 Dina 0. ...Or, Randy 33 Dina 32."

The Award for Best Answer to, "In 50 words or less, please tell me why Cookies and Cream is the best ice cream flavor" goes to...

STEVE

for

"oh oh oh because cookies and milk ice cream is the perfect emergency contraception."

The Award for the Most Thought-Through Response goes to...

Someone from New York

for

"Because it is much like your average midwestern ethnic breakdown: vast whiteness dotted with dark bits. Not to say the dark bits are bad and vast whiteness is good. On the contrary, the dark bits are the tastiest parts, the rest is just plain and boring. This is smuch like ethnic breakdowns."

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Congratulations to all our participants!