This Whole New York Thing Just Doesn't Cut It
I took my unzionistically long shower, watched my recorded Project Runways (well, started on the bunch), and did my jet-lag. So if anyone wants to fund a ticket for me, I'd be glad to just keep my suitcases unpacked and fly right back. Seriously though, anyone?
Oh, come on, you know you enjoyed that long shower, no matter how unzionistic it may have been. :)
you don't look like you gained weight.
Well, technically, unzionistic showers in NY aren't unzionistic anyway. :)