Um...Thanks?

When the cop who called the tow-guy for me on Tuesday left me sitting in my car at the side of the Palisades, he told me to "buckle up so that you don't get waffled." As it turns out "waffled" means about the same thing as "pancaked," but at the time I thought it was the weirdest thing I ever heard a cop say to me. Until, well, today.
You see, today a cop said, "nice toes" or "I like your toes" to me. Either way is just as weird as the other. In other words, today's cop wins the award for most bizarre random comment made to me ever. He tops the girl who asked me if I eat whale and the man who told me he liked my boots.