My Fortune
I went out tonight with a few friends and we ended up deciding on sushi. (Actually, my cousin got a serious miso soup craving, so we all went to sushi for her.) When we were done with our meal, they brought us fortune cookies. Of course, everyone found proverbs of some sort in their cookies. I, however, did not. Inside my cookie was an actual fortune reading, "one who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes." I think we all know what this means... (If you don't, it's that Gregg Allman must be hiding somewhere nearby!)
The worst one is "What you just ate wasn't chicken."