Ready to Be a Mom

You never know what online quizzes might do. Sometimes they end up inspiring new screennames. Sometimes they make you laugh. Sometimes, they make you laugh even before you're through with it. Take for example, this question:

13. While walking down the street, you see a baby and a puppy at the same time. Which one gets your attention?

a. The baby
b. The puppy
c. It depends on my mood

What? What? Baby--dog? What?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter because according to the quiz, I'm...

more than ready to be a mom!

Almost full text:
Blah blah blah. Go ahead and change your name to "Mommy," because you are ready to reproduce! Blah blah blah. You've got a good idea of how much effort and adjustment being a mom entails (though no one knows exactly what it's like until they've gone through it), and you're still ready, willing, and able to take the plunge. Congrats! It seems like all of your maternal instincts are in high gear, and you've got the motivation, knowledge, and support to back them up. Blah blah blah. So, go buy that cute little outfit and get busy in the bedroom!