Oh, Starbucks Girl
I walked into Starbucks yesterday and the very thin, 6'3", gorgeous girl behind the counter took my order. When it was done, she handed it to me saying, "here you are, beautiful," and gave me one of those huge come-hither smiles. Then she said something more but I couldn't hear her, so I just thanked her and turned away to put sugar in my iced coffee.
And then I thought...was she just being friendly or was she actually hitting on me?
Enter: The Substitution Test.
Were she a guy, would I have freaked or smiled?
So, I think that had she been a guy I would have smiled if he just said what she said, but with the added smile, it's a no-no-freak-out-and-run-out-of-Starbucks. Which means, in conclusion, that she was hitting on me. Which means, in a conclusion including further research, that there's something about me Starbucks' employees like. (Free refills, anyone?) And THEN when talking to Miryam, she reminded me of last year, when I had two female fans and other random girls who would hit on me often. I think I should charge men to give them lessons on how to attract girls, because I seem to do it well.
And then I thought...was she just being friendly or was she actually hitting on me?
Enter: The Substitution Test.
Were she a guy, would I have freaked or smiled?
So, I think that had she been a guy I would have smiled if he just said what she said, but with the added smile, it's a no-no-freak-out-and-run-out-of-Starbucks. Which means, in conclusion, that she was hitting on me. Which means, in a conclusion including further research, that there's something about me Starbucks' employees like. (Free refills, anyone?) And THEN when talking to Miryam, she reminded me of last year, when I had two female fans and other random girls who would hit on me often. I think I should charge men to give them lessons on how to attract girls, because I seem to do it well.
posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 7:33 AM
He's right on the money.
Ask her out, maybe even give a little ass, and you're set for LIFE! I read this study on coffee a few years ago...Ppl who buy that crappucino daily spend in excess of $1500 a year. Think about all the alcohol, vintage T-shirts, and PEZ you can buy with that much kesef.
Funny you should say that. I actually have a quote from my mother that goes, "Y'know, some people cut back on Starbucks to save money." But then, that was just because I used my credit card for the purchase of a $3 latte.
But aren't you the least bit concerned that you keep finding yourself on lesbian women's gaydar?
I would kill to get this type of gaydar. Where do you get it from. Please, for the sake of humanity...Tell me.
Oh Elster, that's not it! If you'd see two hottie pachotties holding hands more than just friendly-like, would you pass by them thinking, "ah, those lesbians would NEVER give me a minute, or would you find yourself interested in them anyway?" And that is my point. I am just so beautiful and so wonderfully attractive, that even lesbians find themselves all too attracted to me to hold themselves back. Or I just have high levels of testosterone. :)
thanks for clearing that all up. As an aside, my word verification is gayfuut - go figure