Quotes of the Day

In Response to My Correcting His Spelling of "l'shana habah b'Yerushalayim!"
"How about you don't impose your religious autocracy on my soul!"
-Steve

On My Child-Defense Techniques
"Wow, you're kind of violent when it comes to children. 'She's A Nice Quiet O-Girl...WITH A MEAN STREAK.'"
-Michael