Friday, November 11, 2005

Dum da Dum...It's Super-Jew!

I was staring at my text book, reading Samuel Johnson's "The Vanity of Human Wishes" in my Age of Satire class when I heard my teacher shout my name. (Yeah, shout, she does that.)

"DINA! What does Judaism say about this?"

"Um." I quickly turned to give Stephanie a look for help, but her seat was empty.

"I'm asking you!" My teacher said.

"I'm just looking for my Jewish consultant," I said and looked to Jason this time. "I'm going to give you a half can I put something together in my brain first and you'll get back to me?"

I waited until she called on someone else to slide under my desk unnoticed and change into my Super Jew costume. Once ready, I emerged and raised my hand. She called on me.

"What Judaism is all about," no, wait...I can't give absolutes in case I'm wrong... "rather, one of the main beliefs in Judaism is that man was created and into him was put a piece of G-d or G-dliness and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

She looked satisfied enough with my response and Stephanie gave me a "well-done" nod.

3 original thoughts out there

Blogger The Nucular Jew said...

Dina, you're so cool, can i be your friend!?

Friday, November 11, 2005 12:42:00 PM  
Blogger D.B. Cooper said...

did u put on the graduation cape?

Friday, November 11, 2005 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Yes. :) How ever did you know? :)

Wow...I just failed the word verification.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 1:59:00 AM  

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