Really I Have Nothing to Say
What I accomplished tonight:
I have Eugene lined up to write my memoirs. (Well, he offered.)
I have Eugene lined up to write my memoirs. (Well, he offered.)
Memoirs of a Monzee Girl: instant bestseller...NYT list for like 6 months...Booker prize...I made plans with Nukes to exchange some friends.
"A new controversial but entertaining look at the lives of Orthodox women."- Kirkus Review
"Girin is simply amazing!"-Booklist
"Explosive and breathtaking!"-Time
Nukes: ya know what my problem is? I don't have enough male friendsI got a boyfriend.
Me: why do I know no girls?
Nukes: we should trade friends. then I'll get guy friends and you'll get girl friends
Nukes: ok, I'll trade you my friends matt, matt, simeon, yaakov and adam for chaya.
Ariel: ...and I have a boyfriend :-PAnd I refrained from creating a new Facebook group! :)
Me: oh! you have a boyfriend...I wanted to introduce you to a friend.
Ariel: do you have a boyfriend? lol
Me: no
Ariel: oh lala, can I be your boyfriend?
Me: can you?
Ariel: yessum
posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 11:54 PM
The book will describe the mysterious, exciting, and thrilling world of a wild Monzee girl.
Of course, Dina will be my co-author, I don't want all the credit.
What is a monzee? And why is the trade four boys (and one of them is a double!) for one girl?
A Moooonzeeeee (Giiiiiiirlzare craaaaazy) is how my Russian Eugene pronounces Monsey...the place I'm from. As for why Nukes is trading a million and a half people for one, is because she's just that awesome.
:)
A facebook group for what?
-Ariel