I (don't heart) Hearts

I was thinking about Valentine's Day and how some people I know like to get all romanticy and expect chocolates and dinners and how others just call me complaining that they want a boyfriend (surprise! I do have female friends) and it made me think that maybe, just this once, I should put an effort into this love thing and try to come up with something romantic to say. Unfortunately, the best I came up with was "You put the roses in rhinoceroses!" I will add that I was pretty excited when I discovered that the plural of rhinoceros has the word roses in it...but then, I'm pretty easily entertained. So, if you're into the whole Valentine's Day silliness (sorry, it's just not my thing), enjoy the day. If you're not, there are tons of alternatives including a V-Day Massacre. What ever it is you end up spending your day doing, have some fun!