You Say Tomato, I Say Potato

Driving to the mall with my 12 year-old brother yesterday, I mentioned something about artisans. He asked what artisans are.
"Artisans are...they're like--"
"WAIT! I think I know." And holding up his hand for me to stop said, "a well."
"..."
Cue: crickets.
"So was I right?"
"A well???"
"Yeah."
"That wasn't a joke?"
"..."
"Oh, you mean artesian wells?"
This is what happens when kids are too smart. Half the people I told this to didn't even know what artesian water is.

And for the record, Over the Hedge was a really great movie.