I Love the "Ozone Alert: Take Mass Transit" Sign I Passed this Morning on the Highway

I had to run back into the house this morning to get a paper towel after the over-the-shoulder-part of my bag managed to dip itself into my iced coffee. I unlocked the front door and put my hand on the door handle to open it. But my hand slid off. You see, the door handle--the brass door handle--was sweating. Thank you, folks, that's all.