Tuesday, May 24, 2005

I Need a Job

Today I did my research and found out that I could become a librarian with a Masters in English. It's always been a dream of mine to be a librarian. I even have it documented in an away message for my old, old screenname on my family computer:

"I remember how you used to tell me that you really wanted to be a librarian, and I thought you had starved yourself like one day too many, but now- I really want to get a job as a librarian." -sara bara

So, after compiling a list of my skills and abilities, I've come up with a list of possible occupations I can see myself doing in the future:

Professional Procrastinator
Foley Artist
Martha Stewart
Gorgeous Shoe Collector
Professional Celebrity Stalker
Porn Writer
Personal Baketress
Bag Trainer and Walker
Jewelry Designer
Restaurant Owner
Rock Star
Librarian and Writer

6 original thoughts out there

Blogger D.B. Cooper said...

you can be a librarian just like your idol, Laura Bush. now all you need is charisma & charm!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger D.B. Cooper said...

eh, uh, what i meant to say was that Dina is the coolest person in the world and she can beat Laura Bush any day in a popularity contest... OK OK, YOU CAN STOP PULLING MY EAR!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:12:00 AM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Oh, I am lovedless!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Brown Eyed Girl said...

I'm a "Professional Procrastinator," it's an excellent job, but it doesn't pay.

and I think "Professional Celebrity Stalker," should be changed to "Professional Gregg Allman Stalker."

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 1:38:00 AM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

Hrm...I never thought of that. I was just thinking about my proficiency in the stalking department (I'm a total natural).

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 9:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Brown Eyed Girl said...

Yes, but few celebrities are worth stalking. Clearly only Gregg Allman is worth such an honor from 32Dina.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 11:13:00 AM  

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