I Need a Job
Today I did my research and found out that I could become a librarian with a Masters in English. It's always been a dream of mine to be a librarian. I even have it documented in an away message for my old, old screenname on my family computer:
"I remember how you used to tell me that you really wanted to be a librarian, and I thought you had starved yourself like one day too many, but now- I really want to get a job as a librarian." -sara bara
So, after compiling a list of my skills and abilities, I've come up with a list of possible occupations I can see myself doing in the future:
Professional Procrastinator
Foley Artist
Martha Stewart
Gorgeous Shoe Collector
Professional Celebrity Stalker
Porn Writer
Personal Baketress
Bag Trainer and Walker
Jewelry Designer
Rabbi
Restaurant Owner
Rock Star
Librarian and Writer
"I remember how you used to tell me that you really wanted to be a librarian, and I thought you had starved yourself like one day too many, but now- I really want to get a job as a librarian." -sara bara
So, after compiling a list of my skills and abilities, I've come up with a list of possible occupations I can see myself doing in the future:
Professional Procrastinator
Foley Artist
Martha Stewart
Gorgeous Shoe Collector
Professional Celebrity Stalker
Porn Writer
Personal Baketress
Bag Trainer and Walker
Jewelry Designer
Rabbi
Restaurant Owner
Rock Star
Librarian and Writer
posted by BrownsvilleGirl at 8:11 PM
Oh, I am lovedless!
I'm a "Professional Procrastinator," it's an excellent job, but it doesn't pay.
and I think "Professional Celebrity Stalker," should be changed to "Professional Gregg Allman Stalker."
Hrm...I never thought of that. I was just thinking about my proficiency in the stalking department (I'm a total natural).
Yes, but few celebrities are worth stalking. Clearly only Gregg Allman is worth such an honor from 32Dina.