Quotes of the Day

How We Know Randy Watches Too Much TV
"Note to self: stop underestimating Dina. Note to self: buy new batteries for fake cassettee recorder."
-Randy

On Being Jewish and Not a Doctor
"All shabbos I have a had a slight headache and I dont know why. I think it might have something to do with the fact that I was hit in the head with a baseball bat. I don't know--I'm not a doctor."
-Doni