DINAZ CAR

Let me tell you a little something about Joe. Joe has a moustache. He also has a Jaguar. And a little known fact about Joe is that he prefers using the letter "Z" over "S" when making a name posessive. The thing is, I don't know Joe personally--I just feel like I do.
While driving to work this morning, I noticed a car a bit a ways ahead of me with a license plate reading, "JOEZ JAG." Perhaps it was the early hour, but I was so excited to see a friend on the road that when I passed Joe, I started screaming like a lunatic, "HEY THERE, JOE!" Fortunately, my windows were closed. Anyway, that is all.