Friday, March 03, 2006

Since When are Jews Discriminated Against at Banks?

I stepped up to the bank teller's window and slipped a ten under the glass.
"Can I have a roll of quarters, please?"
She looked at me standing across from her in Newcombe's oversized Magen David Adom jacket (which I had borrowed because it was hooded), and asked if I was a customer of that bank.
"Yes."
"Are you lying?"
"No..."

6 original thoughts out there

Blogger XVI (R) - NY said...

She probably had just had a bad run in with the boss and wasnt feeling exceptionaly pro-semitic at the moment.

Because of course the boss of a bank would have to be jewish...

Shabbat shalom to you and the boss.

Friday, March 03, 2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Adam Murray said...

Well, try queing up in a bank with a mohawk. I was convinced every person in there was convinced I was going to rob to place...

I mean, i was wearing a shirt and anice hacket. What bank robber where nice shirts and jackets?? Well, george clooney did in that film "out of Sight" but that is really beside the point, so there

Friday, March 03, 2006 6:19:00 PM  
Blogger Mesiach said...

actually banks are supposed to by some kind of law give everyone quarters when they come with bills... You dont have to be a customer....it had to do with coins being better for the economy because people want to use them more and not carry them unlike bills... so next time she asks you that...ask her if she enjoys her job cuz the next time she opens her mouth she won't have it (the job) anymore...

so says steve...

Friday, March 03, 2006 11:34:00 PM  
Blogger Adam Murray said...

In regard to irish banks, you have to have an account in the bank you're getting getting change from because there is a nominal fee for it.

Its like 000.5 cent or something insane, but never the less, there is a charge. That's why I always go to the pub next door for change.
In that regard, i loathe people who use an item under €5 to break a €50 note.

Bah.

Saturday, March 04, 2006 6:46:00 PM  
Blogger Baal Teshuva Benny said...

The other day I went into the bank and tried to withdraw a hundred dollars so I could buy a book for class. The teller refused on the basis that I didn't have that much money in my account....
...F%$^ing anti-semitic bitch

Sunday, March 05, 2006 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger ליפא שנילצער said...

"roll of quarters"

purim around the corner, gotta stock up on quarters

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 1:57:00 PM  

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