Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Growing Up is All About the Things You Learn

Let's review the lessons I've learned these past two weeks.
If you lose your cellphone on a Jewish bus, someone's bound to take it and make sure it gets back to you within three degrees of people.
If you see a price tag that says $1069 on a dress that doesn't seem all that special, you might drop your phone.
If you dropped your phone and the part that holds the antenna in cracks, it's bound to break off later that week and leave your phone antenna-less.
If you use Caps Lock too often in your IMs, it's only a matter of time until you start shouting at people in real-life. For example, you might be standing in a circle with your cousin and two guys and upon hearing that one guy is looking for a job in something having to do with markets, finance, you might shout, "I TRADE!"
If you try multi-tasking, your skirt will inevitably get wet. This applies to any sort of multi-tasking whether it's transferring water from a water bottle to another water bottle while sitting in traffic/driving slowly or trying to put a dripping wet umbrella down on the passenger's seat floor while holding ice cream and your keys and wallet. Like I said, any multi-tasking situation.

3 original thoughts out there

Blogger Adam Murray said...

I don't wear skirts.

What happens when I multitask??

And what exactly is a jewish bus?? A bus for Jews seems like too much of an easy answer.

Thursday, November 09, 2006 3:27:00 AM  
Blogger BrownsvilleGirl said...

My, my, my, Adam, your skirt-less wardrobe is causing quite the stir!

And there's this private bus company owned (and operated) by some Jews in my neighborhood and most of the people who use it (it goes from here into the city, so it's very convenient) are Jewish. Hence, it's a Jewish bus! :)

Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Monseyguy said...

The bus is actually circumcised, which explains the lack of legroom, and it has a big old mechitza down the middle, to ensure tznius, so it's a gender-confused Jewish bus.

And let's all shout my new rallying cry together: F*** Monsey Trails!!

Thursday, November 09, 2006 1:52:00 PM  

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