No, We Do Not.

I needed to purchase a book for one of my classes this past weekend. I knew that the bookstore across from Hunter ordered it, but I was staying at my cousin and would have preferred not to have to go crosstown. After calling a couple of bookstores in the area, I called Chip's Bookstore.
"Hello?"
"Hi. Is this Chip's Bookstore?"
"Yes."
"I was wondering if you have a couple of books I've been looking for--"
"No, we do not."
"Oh, okay. Thanks."
"Good-bye."
It was just that amazing.