You Put the "Lent" in "Valentine's Day"

Today is the best Valentine's Day ever!
First, Zahava gave me a Facebook gift. Then Ariel asked me to be his exclusive Valentino because we've been Facebook-married for over a year. After that, Michal IMed me to wish me a happy birthday because she thought my screenname was Miryam's. And lastly, Tova asked me to be her Valentine.
I know it sounds silly, but I love v-day for the ridiculousness of it. So to all my readers: you put the "roses" in "rhinoceroses" and have a happy v-day!